Dieting Tip from a Pro

Buckley told me about a dieting tip he got from a loyal Colony Grill customer who is also a local gym owner. What I was expecting to hear was that he advocated a balanced portion controlled diet coupled with a moderate exercise regiment.  Instead, White Goodman's solution to dropping pounds is to wolf down a Hot Oil Stinger pizza from Colony once a week....?

Okay, so his reasoning is that a Colony's stinger pie (which is covered in whole jalapeno peppers and dripping in hot oil) is like a supercharged laxative capable of inducing some serious IBS which is going to successfully clear out your entire system. In all honesty he has a point, but is this really the best path to a slimmer you?

Thanks for the tip Goodman.  We probably would've settled for 15% of the bill but I'm sure your sage advice will pay the heating bill somehow.