Buckley Bucks Comment Challenge #1

If you don't remember, Buckley's Fun Run nearly ended in disaster.  His feet and knees hurt and he nearly collapsed from exhaustion.  In fact, he was even having trouble speaking so it is only fair that we try to make sense of his facial expression and decifer what he would have said if not for the unbearable weight crushing down on his chest.  For the first chance at a delicious satisfying free Colony Pizza please complete any of the following captions:

 

Option A: "That run destroyed me, I don't I'll ever be able to _______________ again!" 

Option B: "I'm so hungry I could eat a _____________!"

Options C: "              (now you've got the idea so feel free to caption it anyway you want)          "

Don't be shy now.  We're looking for the most creative or otherwise funny response.  No need to stop at one either.  Remember, we're playing for Buckley Bucks (Colony pizza) so give it your best shot.

Buckley is also Fat on Twitter

Since we've been having so much fun with this I've also created a Twitter account so we can get you faster updates on Buckey's status towards his target of 168 lbs. 

Check us out @BuckleyisFat to get the latest updates on Buckley meal choices, "exercise regiments", quotes, and for new post alerts.

Words of wisdom from the man himself

Buckley wanted to share a few words with his friends/supporters.  These words don't belong burried in the comments section so here it is for all to read. 

From the pen of Buck:
"Quite an endeavor to embark upon but I am up to the challenge. If I don’t nip my weight issue in the butt within the first two months of working at Colony, I’m pretty much resigning myself to have to pay for sex for the rest of my life. 

Let’s be honest, I was a customer long before being an employee, I love the pizza. Now I’m a junkie working in a crack den, and the only way to lay off the smack is this extra motivation. Otherwise I’d be consuming Colony’s scrumptious thin crust pies on a daily basis(time for a shameless plug, for those of you without a weight problem or if you are already regularly paying for sex, come visit me Tuesday-Friday days and every other weekend, you will not be disappointed, it really is amazing pizza). 

The X-factor in this whole deal is the rival crack den aka Subway up the street from Colony whose synthetic shit, aka turkey subs on wheat bread, hopefully will ween me off my desire for pizza. I will update my progress regularly so stay tuned for the hilarity that is sure to ensue."

Buckley,

Thanks for being a good sport and for your literary contribution.  While I do hope that you will continue to keep us updated on your state of mind remember to also stay focused on your primary goal.  In other words, don't put too much on your plate (pun intended).

Your friend,

Jim